Pentru ca mi-a marcat copilaria si oglinda din sufragerie (atunci cand am incercat sa execut o lovitura circulara de picior catre mandibula celui care ma privea sfidator si imi furase si infatisarea ) am decis ca e cazul sa postez adevarul despre Chuck Norris:
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
- There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
- While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
- Some people wear Superman pijamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pijamas.
De fapt ca sa fiu politically corect si sa nu imi iau o karata intre ochi de la Chuck, randurile nu imi apartin, ci sunt facturile mele favorite din colectia www.chucknorrisfacts.com
